Monday, December 16, 2013

by popular demand . . .

Cheesy bump shots for Uncle Jacob ; )

Disclaimer: Ryan would like you to know it looks bigger in real life. 
I call it good posture vs. slouching.


  1. Super excited. and Ryan: disclaimers are no good. You are going to have to provide us with pictures of the real thing...


    1. Dude, totally tried to get her to do one of those black and white nude from the belly up with her arm covering the tits shots. Not my fault someone is too damn modest for such things. You'd really be able to see it then. Also, she made sure to carry her best posture to retract it as far as possible. These shots are highly misleading. I'm probably in trouble now, but whatevs...

  2. I can hardly see w/ those books in the background and your hair in the b&w photo. . . . But I'm not into bump shots in a major way so . . . I take your word for it. :-)

  3. FINALLY. I can't believe you're already 24 weeks.

  4. P.S. That video of (s)he "bumping" was awesome.

  5. I think it looks pretty significant...