Sunday, September 1, 2013

Relax, I could hear you crunch from two aisles away

Dear crunchy mom in Target, 

You're pretending to lecture your 3 year old on why GMO's and soy are bad and why you don't buy the Kashi brand granola. I am not fooled. But rest assured, we all (your intended audience) hear you and acknowledge your clearly superior food philosophy. 

Now would you mind just stepping aside for a sec while I grab my cheese whiz?